Ugh

I wish someone understood and actually wanted to speak to me about these thoughts I can't shake. I'm an emotional wreck. Is this normal? Is it normal to have all these emotions 2 weeks before such a major surgery? I keep trying to talk myself out of it. No one wants to talk to me about this anymore. I feel I've become a burden. I'm sorry it's all I talk about but this is a huge life changing event I'm about to go through practically alone. I just need to talk. But no one is ever there to listen.

Sometimes

Sometimes I think about all the people alone in this world and wonder how they do it. Sometimes I look at my mother and wonder how she goes on after losing the love of her life. Sometimes I wonder how the elderly woman next door copes with the loss of her dog, her one true companion. Sometimes I wonder how that guy I used to know felt.. Was it just another shot or was it the one he knew would end his life? Sometimes I wonder. I wonder about you & sometimes I wonder about me.

Tar

I'm going on record to say that, in my opinion, not having sugar is harder than quitting smoking. Or the cravings from sugar are intensified from the nicotine withdrawal. Whatever it is, I need a fucking piece of cake.

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New year new me same BS

I always start a blog and like 10 mins later I don't care about it anymore. BUT THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT, says me every single year and it never fuckin is. Because I'm lazy. So lazy. So so lazy it's painful. But this year is going to be different. My mom is selling my childhood home, I quit smoking and sugar, I'm having gastric bypass surgery hopefully next month and my boss is hopefully retiring in the spring. So maybe this year will be different. I know some aspects will definitely be different but the rest remain to be seen.

Will I chicken out on the surgery? Will my boss decide not to leave last minute? The answer to the first one is no. As scared as I am to have my first (and hopefully only) surgery, I've come this far. As for Melinda actually leaving.. Who the eff knows. But I will be a bloggin... Maybe.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDDDD!!!!!

I read one of my favorite blogs this morning  (Jenna Marbles) and was inspired to blog. Then I saw this video:

And I was inspired to get a bunny. Like right the fuck now. Why do I have to be so outrageously allergic to this fluffy piece of parapalegicness? ITS SO FUCKING CUTE I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE IT. I like animals that are messed up looking. One eyed cat = adorable. I recently adopted a dog. She's fucking amazing and majestical. But her left front paw is all sorts of jacked up. She's a Chiweenie, which is a dachshund/chihuahua hybrid. And she's hilarious looking. I will post a picture.................. NOW:

See how messed up her leg is? I love it. She's so stunningly superb I can't handle it most days. Okay I'm a fucking weirdo animal person. Sue me. They're fucking cute. So stop being a doucher and love on my dog, ok? And possibly the new one eyed bunny I bring home with a small eyepatch and striped pirate shirt because that shit = ADORABLE.

Carry on.

Apps

There are some pretty cool apps out there. Today I downloaded the brostache from the Geico commercial - hilarious. But I also downloaded the blogger app. Now I have no reason to not blog. Bloggin on the go, people!

This is what I say to that: